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Look toe shoe people, I want to back your play. I read that article in the New Yorker too. I want to be able to roll all the way through my steps and propel myself forward with my big toe. But here’s the thing:
You’re Not Helping. And now you’re just that crazy person on the bus.
Posted on May 8, 2012 via anotherpulsedefeated with 6 notes
Source: justashellofaman
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Did you know the “slipping on a banana peel” gag was originally a silent movie nod to the then-common experience of slipping on horse poop in city streets, because it was considered to be too crass to show the actual poop?
They’re getting pretty close here though, nice work
Posted on May 7, 2012 via Angela Gilltrap with 13 notes
Source: angelagilltrap
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I look at a lot of fashion shots, and I appreciate the recent turn towards honesty, in that women modeling shit like this are now almost always photographed Unable to Stand.
Posted on May 6, 2012 via with 4 notes
Source: bohemeophelia
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These go great with my bedazzled scuba suits
Be careful, it’s not that barracuda are attracted to bling, it’s that they’re attracted to Gauche.
Posted on May 5, 2012 via Chasing-the-sun with 11 notes
Source: littlepieceofheaven
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There’s no Nopier way to say NOPE
Posted on May 4, 2012 via Shoe Game Nuts with 1 note
Source: shoegamenuts
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look all I’m saying is nobody wants Bjork’s sloppy fashion seconds
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look I think we all know where these will slingshot you
Posted on May 2, 2012 via Shoe Game Nuts with 4 notes
Source: shoegamenuts
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Self-Explanatory
Posted on May 2, 2012 via Strange Vixen's Designer Blog with 4 notes
Source: strangevixen
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Awww your shoes are made of cake!
Actually never mind, feet and cake are two things I want to stay apart
Posted on April 29, 2012 via Giani's Gems with 2 notes
Source: galleriadigiani
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WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY LIKE MADHATTER
Look you guys I know this has nothing to do with shoes but it means a lot to my life right now
I’m just like:

Posted on April 16, 2012 via Queen of the Quad with 1 note
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